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               EXT. MR. VISTA'S HOUSE - DAY

               Mr. Vista in his Fiat Uno.



               INT. FIAT UNO - DAY

               Sat Nav on the dash.  Mr. Vista pulls on driving gloves,
               aviator sunglasses, programmes the Sat Nav.

               Progress Bar: (Destination 1 Hour)

               Mr. Vista sets off.

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               INT. FIAT UNO - DAY

               Driving along, windows wound down, air ruffling his hair.

               Progress Bar: (Destination 30 minutes)

               Mr. Vista hits the brakes.  Traffic jam ahead.

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               INT. FIAT UNO - MOMENTS LATER

               Progress Bar: (Destination 30 minutes)

               Movement.  Mr. Vista puts his car in gear, moves forward
               for what can only be a foot at the most.  Comes to halt.

               Progress Bar: (Still 30 minutes)

               Mr. Vista gives it a blast of horn.  Little Kid in the back
               seat of the car in front flips him the finger.

               Mr. Vista shocked.

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               INT. FIAT UNO - LATER

               Mr. Vista searches the glove compartment for sustenance. 
               He finds a half eaten packet of crisps.  Mr. Vista tucks
               in.  Still no movement.

               Progress Bar: Flicks between 30 minutes and 29 minutes 59
               seconds, and back. 
               Mr. Vista taps the progress bar, it goes back to 30 minutes
               and stays there.  Mr. Vista, disappointed in the extreme.

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               INT. FIAT UNO - NIGHT

               Mr. Vista fast asleep, snoring, aviator glasses askew,
               drool runs down his chin.

               A hoot of an owl.

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               INT. FIAT UNO - DAY

               Mr. Vista still asleep.  The car behind him blasts its
               horn.  Mr. Vista jumps, wonders where he is, adjusts his
               glasses.

               Mr. Vista moves his car forward.

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               INT. FIAT UNO - LATER

               Mr. Vista pulls the car up.

                                   SAT NAV
                         You have arrived at your
                         destination.

               Progress Bar: Full up (Destination Reached... At Last)

               Mr. Vista exits the car.

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               EXT. MR. VISTA'S HOUSE - DAY

               Mr. Vista is back exactly where he started from.  How the
               fiddly duck did that happen?

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