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               INT. BEDROOM - DAY

               Mr. Vista enters, a wardrobe flat-pack box under his arm. 
               Chucks the box on the floor and opens it.

               Progress Bar: 20 Minutes

               Mr. Vista sets about fixing it up without the instruction
               manual.

               Gets a third of the way, that's not right, realises he's
               fucked up, takes it apart again.

               Progress Bar: 1 Hour

               Mr. Vista tries again.  Doesn't get far.

               What he's assembled looks nothing like the photo.  Takes it
               apart again.

               Progress Bar: Possibly All Day?

               Mr. Vista sneaks a quick look at the instructions, knows
               where he went wrong, cracks on with it.

               Nope, still wrong.  Mr. Vista throws his Alan keys in a fit
               of anger, they fly out of the open window.  Horror!!!

               Mr. Vista races after them.

               Progress Bar: A Week?

               Mr. Vista returns with the Alan keys, does the sensible
               thing, uses the instruction book, starts assembling.

               Progress Bar: Zooms up quickly until it reads - 10 seconds.

               Mr. Vista stands and looks at his handy work, it's done.

               Progress Bar: Hold On, You've Not Finished Yet.

               Three screws are left.  Mr. Vista puzzles over this, checks
               the instructions, mentally counts the screws off.  No,
               definitely all done.

               Mr. Vista throws the screws out of the window and moves his
               own progress bar to COMPLETE.

               He leaves the room.  One side of the wardrobe collapses
               inwards.

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